Comments for KlutzOnToast http://www.klutzontoast.com True funny stories from the daily mess of my life Tue, 23 Aug 2011 12:47:06 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 Comment on Politics and Perineums by kim church http://www.klutzontoast.com/politics-and-perineums/comment-page-1/#comment-1972 kim church Tue, 23 Aug 2011 12:47:06 +0000 http://www.klutzontoast.com/?p=163#comment-1972 My ex never rode a bike in his life and drove everywhere in his car...i now belive THAT might be why he's my EX! My ex never rode a bike in his life and drove everywhere in his car…i now belive THAT might be why he’s my EX!

]]> Comment on Sorry. The Drugs Told Me Not To. by kim church http://www.klutzontoast.com/sorry-the-drugs-told-me-not-to/comment-page-1/#comment-1971 kim church Tue, 23 Aug 2011 12:28:48 +0000 http://www.klutzontoast.com/?p=202#comment-1971 my new boss,(aka future brother in law),insists most strongly that i bring my laptop into work each day and take it home at night,(even though i never need it at night), I have just as strenuously suggested if he wishes me to do this he needs to either buy me a car or an ipad to reduce the risk of permanant spinal defects. i'm still waiting to hear his decision. my new boss,(aka future brother in law),insists most strongly that i bring my laptop into work each day and take it home at night,(even though i never need it at night), I have just as strenuously suggested if he wishes me to do this he needs to either buy me a car or an ipad to reduce the risk of permanant spinal defects. i’m still waiting to hear his decision.

]]> Comment on Things That Are Bad To Do When You Don’t Have a Bathroom Light by kim church http://www.klutzontoast.com/things-that-are-bad-to-do-when-you-dont-have-a-bathroom-light/comment-page-1/#comment-1970 kim church Tue, 23 Aug 2011 12:12:32 +0000 http://www.klutzontoast.com/?p=243#comment-1970 My bathroom light has been out now for, oh let me see 3 months now. not i might add beacause im lazy, but because every time i go to the supermarket i forget which size and fitting i need. i now have a cupboard full of lightbulbs i will never use. Last night my new kitten decided it would be perfect to use the bathroom as nature intended, needless to say he could not reach the toilet even if he had been so inclined. And i never wear socks to bed... i have bought a lightbulb this morning! My bathroom light has been out now for, oh let me see 3 months now. not i might add beacause im lazy, but because every time i go to the supermarket i forget which size and fitting i need. i now have a cupboard full of lightbulbs i will never use. Last night my new kitten decided it would be perfect to use the bathroom as nature intended, needless to say he could not reach the toilet even if he had been so inclined. And i never wear socks to bed… i have bought a lightbulb this morning!

]]> Comment on Things That Are Bad To Do When You Don’t Have a Bathroom Light by Futon Steve http://www.klutzontoast.com/things-that-are-bad-to-do-when-you-dont-have-a-bathroom-light/comment-page-1/#comment-718 Futon Steve Wed, 20 Oct 2010 01:32:49 +0000 http://www.klutzontoast.com/?p=243#comment-718 Yesterday the final working globe in your lounge room chandelier blew when I left the house and I forgot to mention it to Jen... Yesterday the final working globe in your lounge room chandelier blew when I left the house and I forgot to mention it to Jen…

]]> Comment on Things That Are Bad To Do When You Don’t Have a Bathroom Light by Leeuna http://www.klutzontoast.com/things-that-are-bad-to-do-when-you-dont-have-a-bathroom-light/comment-page-1/#comment-480 Leeuna Tue, 18 May 2010 17:31:36 +0000 http://www.klutzontoast.com/?p=243#comment-480 This was hilarious, and I know what you mean about checking your make-up before going out in public. I did mine once during a power outage and ended up with two different colors of eye shadow. :) I have an award for you on my blog. Drop by sometime today and pick it up if you have time. This was hilarious, and I know what you mean about checking your make-up before going out in public. I did mine once during a power outage and ended up with two different colors of eye shadow. :)

I have an award for you on my blog. Drop by sometime today and pick it up if you have time.

]]> Comment on Things That Are Bad To Do When You Don’t Have a Bathroom Light by Darren http://www.klutzontoast.com/things-that-are-bad-to-do-when-you-dont-have-a-bathroom-light/comment-page-1/#comment-479 Darren Mon, 17 May 2010 10:58:03 +0000 http://www.klutzontoast.com/?p=243#comment-479 Hi Sea, On Saturday morning in a hotel in Creswick I got up to go to the bathroom. Not wanting to wake my room mate (Ron) up, I didn't turn on the light. Coming back from the bathroom with no light, no glasses and half asleep, I promptly walked into the doos and smashed my nose on it. My fist thought, 'Shit. I am speaking in 5 hours, and now I have a broken nose." I went back to bed and had to listen to Ron snore for the next hour. Perhaps I should have turned on the light :( Hi Sea,

On Saturday morning in a hotel in Creswick I got up to go to the bathroom. Not wanting to wake my room mate (Ron) up, I didn’t turn on the light. Coming back from the bathroom with no light, no glasses and half asleep, I promptly walked into the doos and smashed my nose on it. My fist thought, ‘Shit. I am speaking in 5 hours, and now I have a broken nose.” I went back to bed and had to listen to Ron snore for the next hour.

Perhaps I should have turned on the light :(

]]> Comment on You’re Welcome. by klutzontoast http://www.klutzontoast.com/youre-welcome/comment-page-1/#comment-463 klutzontoast Wed, 05 May 2010 09:19:52 +0000 http://www.klutzontoast.com/?p=235#comment-463 I'll take that to mean you totally are looking like that now. Great to hear! :) I’ll take that to mean you totally are looking like that now.

Great to hear! :)

]]> Comment on You’re Welcome. by sam http://www.klutzontoast.com/youre-welcome/comment-page-1/#comment-462 sam Wed, 05 May 2010 04:08:43 +0000 http://www.klutzontoast.com/?p=235#comment-462 I totally am. I totally am.

]]> Comment on How To Make Friends (in Signs for Illiterate Mice) by Laura http://www.klutzontoast.com/how-to-make-friends-in-signs-for-illiterate-mice/comment-page-1/#comment-453 Laura Mon, 03 May 2010 01:01:52 +0000 http://www.klutzontoast.com/?p=217#comment-453 Love it! Love it!

]]> Comment on Sorry. The Drugs Told Me Not To. by klutzontoast http://www.klutzontoast.com/sorry-the-drugs-told-me-not-to/comment-page-1/#comment-439 klutzontoast Thu, 29 Apr 2010 16:35:49 +0000 http://www.klutzontoast.com/?p=202#comment-439 Oh most definitely Bing!* I'm sure in your line of work you'd have to use monstrous old computers and printers that are taller than you. I'd say they would qualify. *Unfortunately I cannot guarantee your manager will find it quite as funny as you did :) Oh most definitely Bing!* I’m sure in your line of work you’d have to use monstrous old computers and printers that are taller than you. I’d say they would qualify.

*Unfortunately I cannot guarantee your manager will find it quite as funny as you did :)

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