Sorry. The Drugs Told Me Not To.

Dear Work

After lugging my frigging heavy laptop all the way home from the bus stop,
funny comic with girl trying to lift laptop
funny comic of girl falling over with weight of laptop
(especially after missing my stop by about 10 stops and ending up in another suburb),
funny comic of girl dragging laptop
I decided it is what would be classified as ‘heavy machinery’
girl falling under weight of laptop
And today I’m on codeine
girl with drugged eyes on codeine
so I won’t be coming in today.
girl lying in bed with laptop watching movie

Love your faithful employee.

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  1. Posted April 29, 2010 at 2:47 pm Permalink

    I like it.

  2. Bing
    Posted April 30, 2010 at 12:34 am Permalink

    I wuv it. V funny. Beats my herb cookie experience.

  3. Bing take 2
    Posted April 30, 2010 at 12:36 am Permalink

    Do you think I should try it on my manager tomorrow? I have got Nurofen Zavance.

  4. Posted April 30, 2010 at 2:35 am Permalink

    Oh most definitely Bing!* I’m sure in your line of work you’d have to use monstrous old computers and printers that are taller than you. I’d say they would qualify.

    *Unfortunately I cannot guarantee your manager will find it quite as funny as you did :)

  5. Posted August 23, 2011 at 10:28 pm Permalink

    my new boss,(aka future brother in law),insists most strongly that i bring my laptop into work each day and take it home at night,(even though i never need it at night), I have just as strenuously suggested if he wishes me to do this he needs to either buy me a car or an ipad to reduce the risk of permanant spinal defects. i’m still waiting to hear his decision.

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